I create images. Not particularly well, but I do them anyway. People pay me.
I work for a number of studios, software and gaming companies including Lucas Film and licensing work for DC Comics. Currently I work as a DC Comics artist and as a full time law enforcement officer, GPD Badge 305, and live in central Maine, USA, Earth, SOL, NGC 4414. [Yes you read that right, comic artist-Police Officer - 20 years, go figure.]
Born in Ohio in the early 1960's I crash landed in Maine sometime around 1965. The son of a U.S. Marine turned blacksmith father [Who taught me things when my mom wasn't around] and an anti-war mother [who taught me things when my father wasn't around], my life was started as it was destined, moving in several directions at once, I now have an inherent distrust of the government while at the same time I can punch a hole through the 10 ring at 1000 meters with a .30 Springfield 1903A3 and 10x leupold scope [3 rounds 5 inch group]. Don't worry, I'm stable.
I also have a thing for Tequila, decent cigars, tattoos, German, girls, Rammstein, Shakespeare, Peter Gabriel, Tom Waits and a woman named Phoebe. Not in that order. Figure that trail out for yourselves.